Dr. Cox fucking got it.
fifty favorite fictional characters
↳ 4. Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs)
I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uh, low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, The O.C., the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much, The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh, and Hugh Jackman.
it made me who i am today.
thinking about nicki minaj again (pulls up a chair) (drags hands down face) (thousand yard stare)
I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core
I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)
The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to
and the story will revolve around a white journalist who ultimately realizes that wow, we’re all human
Well that was a four hour flight
Things to say during sex:
- Meat’s back on the menu boys
- Give it to us raw and wriggling
- A new power is rising
- This is a good sword
- Something stirs in the East
- Feast on his flesh
Leaving for LaGuardia now. Fun trip except for you know my dad’s raging racism.